| Purpose of contact |
Compliment the Commander
Questions for the Commander
Death threats
Date Requests
Marriage Proposals
You owe me money you bastard!
Requests for the Commander to stop rocking your girlfriend's world like you know you can't.
*** If you think Mustache might be your baby's daddy, then please skip this form and contact his lawyer directly at iftheglovedontfit@youmustacquit.com |
